thetortitudeofmyramay:
MOM PUT SOMETHING CALLED A SWEATER ON ME.
HELP.
HOW DO WALK.
moonflowerlights:
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
giantpacificoctopus:
mybigfatredwedding:
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
with the epilogue “Dear God I Really Hope They Just Had A Queue As Long As My List of Enemies”
fatkidinmath:
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
(Source: girlhearted)
lonelywhiteasian:
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
alpacayaoi:
ishimanry:
alpacayaoi:
i have a huge test tomorrow and its 12am and im blasting shots on repeat
a+ student
if you aint here to party get the what out da club
are you singing the clean version
thatstheriddle:
crowleyseyebrows:
allinom:
i want to be cute and adorable
but I want people to fear me
You’re such a silly goose!
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
