MOM PUT SOMETHING CALLED A SWEATER ON ME.
HOW DO WALK.
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
with the epilogue “Dear God I Really Hope They Just Had A Queue As Long As My List of Enemies”
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
i have a huge test tomorrow and its 12am and im blasting shots on repeat
if you aint here to party get the what out da club
are you singing the clean version
i want to be cute and adorable
but I want people to fear me
You’re such a silly goose!
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy